Since putting the heirs to vote Edamame has “gently” broken the news to Barley. I put gently in quotes because it went something like this, “Well son, you’re it.”
I like to think I had a bit more sympathy than that.
You didn’t. You’re “passing of the torch” as you say, was rather unceremonious. I actually felt sorry for Barley.
Well, I’m still alive and until the Grim Reaper comes knocking I still run this house.
Who runs this house, Edamame? I believe you may be getting senile in your old age.
That boy needs to get himself a wife and start working on his own heirs.
Do you need more sleep? You certainly are a crab lately.
I guess I would be too if I had to dig through someones garbage and come away with a little more than news.
I vomited for more than a week! I’m just not sure my story was worth the ‘perks’ I came away with.
Next time you should probably wear gloves and it may be a good idea to shower after rummaging through your neighbor’s trash.
Where were you with this advice while I was digging?
I wait to part with my gems of knowledge when we have our talks. I like our little talks, Edamame.
Let’s move on, we do have a story to tell here.
Barley called Beatriz and invited her over. He had a surprise planned for her. A birthday cake and a wedding! It was a big day for the Food family. I was originally going to wait for her to age up on her own, but I got impatient. I have 10 generations to complete in nine days! Can it be done?
That girl had put on some weight! Look at her butt!!!
Maybe Barley likes a little meat, Edamame. Remember what happened when he was a child, maybe this is what happens when your children see you naked.
I need to write my memoirs.
Ummm… Are you listening to me?
What should I call it…
After a makeover and a name change Icee Food (I know it’s lame, but that’s what the die rolled), she looks a bit older than her years.
Girl looks like she is at least 10 years older than my son. She’s not good enough; send her back and get another.
They are already married, Edamame. It’s not that easy. She now has an obligation to provide us with a child.
Who is this ‘us?’ Are you aliens that come down and snatch up babies so you can make hybrids? How do I know her child will really be my grandchild?
Taking an interest in Science Fiction lately?
I’m shopping around for a topic.
Keep looking. It’s been done before and done better.
Name:Icee Food previously Beatriz Erwin
Generation: 2 (spouse of Barley)
Traits: Inappropriate, Bookworm, Neat, Genius, Ambitious
LTW: Presenting the Perfect Private Aquarium
Favorites:Indie Music, Key Lime Pie, Spiceberry
Brought to House: $2,740 and a book
It wasn’t long before Icee became pregnant.
Great, she’s going to become even fatter! I hope you’re going to make her drink Slimfast until it’s oozing from her pores.
I never bothered you about loosing weight after you produced a child. Why would I make Icee miserable?
What kind of name is ICEE anyway?!
It’s the only thing I could think of that started with I. Step off your pedistal before I knock you off it Edamame.
Are you threatening me again?
You know Jello still lives in your house…
Shutting up now.