Before I begin, let me apologize for my lack of pictures of the trip to France, I was far too busy playing.
With their recent retirements Nutmeg and Nouget decided they should finally take that honeymoon they’ve always talked about.
Well, I never got a honeymoon and you don’t hear me complaining about it.
What are you doing right now?
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Yes, Nutmeg and Nouget had a romantic three days in France. The only concern they had was if Alfalfa and Apricot were going to kill each other while they were gone.
Behold the Alfalfa Monkey, very similar to the Indian Monkey (insert). Warning: Do not provoke!
What is this, some kind of fancy Photoshop whatnot?
No, Edamame. This is what happens when you feed Alfalfa after midnight.
Oh, sure, now he’s a Gremlin! This is all Donut’s fault. I will not be held responsible.
You’re the one that trapped Donut into marrying you. Did you forget about that?
Leave me alone…
It was at this moment that Apricot decided she was going into law enforcement.
Great, just what this family needs, another cop. Did you forget what Haggis did to this family?
He left Ginger and forced her to marry a man half her age!
Oh, is that how it happened?
Apricot has chosen law enforcement because she wants to one day arrest her older brother.
What? That’s messed up…
Back to Nutmeg and Nouget.
Their time spent in France was a nice change of pace for them. No children, no bickering or whining. (I want to go to France…)
They decided to take up Nectar making, and swiped all of the grapes they could from the Nectary.
That was a rush.
Oh, Llama Spit, you are here. I was enjoying-
Hearing yourself talk? Anyway, i was sure we were going to get caught because Nouget was so s-l-o-w. Such a gardener, he was checking each bunch before he picked them. While I was just grabbing and cramming, I didn’t care what they looked like.
Well, that’s very…dishonest of you.
Must be in the blood.
After pilfering the grapes nutmeg left Nouget at the hotel to recover and when to her first tomb.
It would have been too much excitement for him.
And that is the last picture from their trip. I know for shame! I promise to do better in the future.
When they returned home this is what greeted them.
The bus driver took out the mail box and the fender on that car there.
I hope she got fired!
To be fair, she did have a few extra passengers and they were a bit distracting. They were Jose, Johnny Walker, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and some guy that wanted to be called “The Captain.”
Don’t worry, they children were not hurt.
Well this is where I am going to leave it today. There is one more day for the vote and I hope to update with our new heir on Friday. Yay!!!
And by the way, I found out recently that Duck Lips is a real phenomenon! Link
Food For Thought
1. Who will be the new heir???
2. Will we ever see that bus driver again?
3. Will Alfalfa and Apricot be able to repair their relationship?