Another chapter so soon, aren’t we special. I felt the need to get this out out asap because tomorrow morning/early afternoon I will be having a wisdom tooth extracted (zoinks!). Having never had a tooth pulled before I am not sure how I will feel. But I certainly hope I feel like playing the sims between my sips of broth and juice.
So last time we had a bunch of birthdays and discovered that Juice is full on crazy and turns out Strawberry could be the “evil twin.” Also, Butter was having another baby.
Edamame: She needs to stop putting out and getting pregnant if you are ever going to have an heir poll!
For once I agree with you, Edamame. Butter went into labor shortly after the twins’ birthday.
Edamame: I really hope this is the last one, I’m not sure I can stomach anymore of Kung Pao’s children.
Edamame: You do.
And I’m not telling just yet. Butter ran off to the hospital to have her baby. Kung Pao did some laundry and lo and behold we now have a laundry gnome!!! This is Papa Bear.
Butter came back with a bouncing baby boy. I rolled an S and since my husband was sleeping the baby was named by me: Steak. Who I failed to get proper pictures of until his birthday. But I had a good reason. You see, Kung Pao brought the baby to his crib when Butter returned from the hospital. It was the first time he held Steak and it was the last time… Kung Pao died next to his son’s crib.
Edamame: So he never got his LTW. This means you have to try Family Oriented again? GAH! I can only take so many babies!!! They better be easy on the eye, because this generation nearly blinded me.
Butter: Well, that’s pretty damn insulting if you ask me.
Oh look, Edamame, it’s Butter. She’s decided to join us after all.
Edamame: Well, you could have warned me. And Butter no one asked you for your opinion!
Great, it sounds like the two of you are starting off on the right foot. BTW, my Grim Reaper is still broken… Really would like to get that fixed.
So after Kung Pao died Steak’s birthday came. Butter was worn out, it’s hard raising five children on your own.
Edamame: Does he have a chin?
Edamame: Seriously she fell alseep?
She’s exhausted. Maybe she’ll wake up in a better mood.
Guess what? I don’t have any pictures of Steak. Oops! My game was crashing and code 12’ing all over the place and I was so frustrated I never bothered to get a good picture. Sorry, you’ll have to wait for next time.
Frittata aged into a young adult and i gave her pigtails. I never truly loved them on her, so with the Late Night expansion Frittata got a newer look. She was also given an new LTW: Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous (Reach Celeb Level Five and be worth 100,000).
Butter: What Frittata isn’t wearing a shirt?! I told her to double check her zipper and buttons and to use body tape? This is what happens when yo don’t take precautions.
Edamame: Wow, you’re a little neurotic aren’t you?
Butter: No, I just like to make sure things are done right…a couple times… Who are you to judge?
Edamame: I am the FOUNDER sweetheart.
Butter: So you’re the one that got us into this mess. And I thought Juice was insane.
Edamame: … … I’m not crazy…
That is debatable. Try and cool down a bit Butter.
Speaking of crazy, Juice has been kicking around some gnomes.
Later I found poor Amenhotep half buried in the garden. Wonder who could have done that?
Butter: How awful. That’s why I triple check the locks on all windows and doors at night. You just can’t be too safe.
Edamame: *whispers* But what if the enemy is inside?
After finding Juice in the kitchen trying to beat himself up for the 52nd time, Butter had a bit of a breakdown.
Butter: He said that his hands are his enemies.
Following Juice’s off key rendition of ABBA’s Waterloo and I found him in the restroom with Napoleon.
Surprisingly he left Napoleon alone…
Edamame: Ugh, that is disgusting. Just don’t feed him egg rolls before bed and hopefully everything will be okay.
Frittata made friends with someone new in town. Her name is Lola Belle and she’s just moved to Sunset Valley from Bridgeport.
Edamame: Please tell me Frittata does not start talking like Lola.
I don’t know. We will have to see, I lost all my progress with her when I moved the family.
On the other side of town a fire stated in Crisco’s house. I don’t have a Firefight so this was unexpected but great nonetheless. I’m not sure, but I think it could have been arson, fires don’t just start in the middle of a bed for no reason…
You know he doesn’t get a long with Gladys either. And now that Gladys is married to Budweiser… Well, we all know what happened to Escargot.
Edamame: One day, I hope that Butt-weiser get’s what’s coming to him!
A few other random family updates (you may need to reference the bloodline):
Nutella’s on/off boyfriend Curtis Keanen died, Alfalfa has been stalking Sun Young, apparently he just can’t let go.
Edamame: Hey, Butter. Do you smell smoke?
Butter: What? Where? I’ll go check the stove, and then the fireplace. I check three times just to be sure.
That’s mean, Edamame.
This is where I am going to leave this tonight. Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed yourself.
In order of appearance Juice’s quotes are from: Fight Club, Mulan, ABBA and Donnie Darko