Welcome back! I’m so glad you’re all still coming back for more. As promised here are some pics of Peach as a toddler. Surprisingly her toddler training went by pretty fast.
Probably because I didn’t pay her much attention.
Edamame: She’s kinda cute… for a ink blot.
Edamame, you are so rude!
Edamame: Everyone is thinking it. I was just a messenger of the people.
Okay, on with the story!!!!
Edamame: What? We haven’t started yet?
Edamame: Wash first!
There were two more birthday’s in the Legacy House. Strawberry and Raspberry had their young adult birthdays.
But before that happened the girls kinda/sorta had some romantic relationships… Strawberry started to discover her interest in the female species. And for a while it seemed Tina Newton (Bonita’s sister) returned her affections.
Edamame: Something about her? Does that something urge you to groom her hair?
Edamame: I do not want to know what she was doing with her finger.
Yeah, she ended up accidentally gagging herself in the process of “looking sexy.” Father Newton (Mitch) thought she was choking and started to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on her.
Butter: Choking? I always tell her to take smaller bites!
Edamame: Really? Why aren’t you dead yet?
Anyway things between Strawberry and Tina were put on hold for the time when Tina also would be a young adult.
Edamame: Oh, this is great news!
Really? I didn’t think you would actually take this so well.
Edamame: No, this is great. This means Strawberry will not have children thus littering the town with her ugly monkey-babies.
I should have known… Raspberry thought she was in a relationship with Nigel Mims, Sun Young’s son (try saying that real fast).
Edamame: I don’t even know what to say about that. Awkward…
Then it was birthday time. Raspberry went first, it was a race and she got to the cake first.
Edamame: Really? Was Strawberry tripping over her hands?
Edamame: If she get’s a boyfriend it will be because she has put him on a payroll.
Edamame: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The new Raspberry: Genius, Loves the Outdoors, Excitable, Neurotic and Insane
Edamame: Her traits are the perfect recipe for a stalker.
Butter: I knew someone was watching us through the windows! Close the curtains, lock the doors, turn out the lights and hide under the tables!
The new Strawberry: Eccentric, Absent-Minded, Perfectionist, Computer Whiz and Frugal
As soon as their birthday was over I sent the out to get jobs. Strawberry went to the Hospital. Strawberry ran into Joyce Food there. Walk on by, Strawberry, she’s a cousin.
Edamame: She’s Budweiser spawn.
Raspberry ran off to get a job in business. I’m not sure she understood what Butter was saying when she told her to dress for the job she wanted not the job she had…
Edamame: She’s a little over dressed.
Butter: She looks so pretty.
Edamame: Whoa! An actual lucid moment. *claps*
Crisco is Raspberry’s boss. She immediately rolled a wish to kiss him. I guess Nigel just isn’t that memorable.
Edamame: Uh… I’m glad I don’t have a ponytail.
Why, do you look like a man? This is Raspberry not Strawberry. Raspberry like MEN, not old women.
Edamame: How can you say that! I died in the prime of my life! It was tragic…
I’m sure it was. Moving on. Recognize this face? That’s Bonita, or as she is referred to by the other members of the family: Booty-Call Bonita. She only come’s over when she or Juice “have a hankerin’.”
Edamame: Girlfriend, needs to touch up her roots!
Butter: Careful of the roots, they can grab you.
Edamame: Are you insane?!
Unfortunately Juice was busy bonding with his co-worker Samantha
Booty-Call Bonita was not too happy about being put on hold.
But Juice was able to squeeze in some time for Bonita before he left for work
and jail. I don’t know why they chose to do it in Frittata and Miller’s bed… And that picture on the wall in completely off center, but I was too lazy to change it.
Edamame: Gross. I hope they changed the sheets.
Butter: Oh, clean the sheets, wipe the mattress down. USE DISINFECTING SPRAY!!! It’s the things you can’t see that make you sick!
Edamame: Aaaah! Go count your fingers in a corner!
It’s getting late and I need to wrap this up. Here is what’s happening around town. (bloodline)
Kiwi’s widower, Willis Kolb, got Samantha (Creeper) Food pregnant.
Yeah, or something.
John Food had a son with Rachael Mims, his name is Mario.
First cousins Garrett Betts (John Food’s son) and Letitia Food (Tiffanie’s daughter) were married and had a daughter, Lucinda
Letitia’s sister Brandie had a son (Brice) with Lynn Food. She is pregnant with their second child. Brandie and Lynn are third cousins.
Gouda got married and is now having marital trouble.
Juice’s quotes in order of appearance: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Queen, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Thanks for reading!