*cheesey DJ voice* And we’re back!
After far too long of a break I finally have my Legacy Family back. It took me a bit of adjustment to get the feel of them again. I’ve played Wilde Oates far too long and had a tremendous urge to impregnate the town. Don’t worry, I fought the urge.
Before I get started. Who is excited for Generations? *pointing to self* This
guy girl. Oh yeah! Flaming bag of poo, stink bombs that make Sims vomit, romance with an imaginary girlfriend, woohoo in the shower, strippers, and bachelor party blackmail. Now I know what my Legacy has been missing! Thank you EAxis, please take more of my money.
While my sister in-law was visiting she left her Sims in my care *maniacal laugh.* We will be seeing them in future generations…
Last time Fritty had a new baby, Lox. And Miller was drunk and drinking. Strawberry became engaged to Tina Newton, Booty-Call Bonita’s sister. Juice and Bonita became pregnant again. And Raspberry drugged Crisco and hog tied him to her bed. Just kidding, Crisco passed out and spent the night in Raspberry’s bed where she watched him all night long. In the morning Crisco freaked when he saw Raspberry’s Crisco Shrine, she hasn’t heard from him since. And I rebuilt the house to be a single level with a basement.
Edamame: Well hello to you too!
Oh sorry, ladies. Hello.
Edamame: And just where have you been this entire time? You know you left me here with Frittata and she hasn’t shut up about her brats the entire time!!!
Frittata: Is it so bad to love and be proud of your children?
Edamame: You’re getting love confused with obsession!
Speaking of obsession. Crisco died and broke Raspberry’s heart.
Edamame: Ugh, that looks disgusting.
Frittata: It sounded disgusting too. Wet, very wet.
Before Crisco passed on I took pity on Raspberry and allowed her something which has been in her wants FOREVER.
And I never intended for it to be part of the story, but this other thing happened…
Damn you Risky Whoohoo! HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN! I have a full house! I have eight Sims in my Legacy House. How did she get pregnant!
Edamame: WHAT! Oh my freaking llama crap! How could you let this happen! They are first cousins!
Frittata: First cousins once removed.
Edamame: Shut- Wha- Who’s side are you on? It doesn’t matter. Now this family has an incest baby in the house. OH THE SHAME! I AM TURNING IN MY GRAVE!!!
Oh wow, I thought Frittata was the actress here.
Frittata: I know, right? Must be in the blood.
Edmamame: INCEST BLOOD!
Okay, you have your pity party and I will move on with the story.
Raspberry can’t get over her impending single-motherhood.
And just because I really like this picture.
She’s desperate to give her unborn child a father. After a brief conversation with the town drunk, Raspberry became more desperate than ever.
Edamame: Oh my, he actually thinks he could be the father.
Frittata: No. He’s just…no. Right?
Frittata, when does he have time to get another woman pregnant? He’s either at work or the two of you are in the time machine, hot tub, bedroom or elevator.
Edamame: How would he know? He’s constantly drunk. Fact: Alcohol causes pregnancy.
Um, no. That’s not the way it works.
Edamame: Whatever, Donut was drunk when I got pregnant.
You mean when you lied about being pregnant.
Edamame: I’m trying to prove a point here. Frittata was drunk when she got pregnant with Peach. See.
I’m not explaining this to a dead woman.
Edamame: This happened because you let Kit Kat marry her brother. Now everyone thinks they can have their cousin’s baby.
Failing Raspberry attempted to take her mind off her pain.
Frittata: Yuck. That’s creepy.
Edamame: Makes you wonder what she’s doing when you and Miller are… you know…
Frittata: No! Not until now. Thank you!
Edamame: You know her father was freaky like that too. He liked to watch Apricot and Steven make out.
After a good 15 minutes of watching Juice and Bonita mack on each other Raspberry drove to the cemetery where she looked for her beloved. As she does everyday now.
Meanwhile, Steak is off in his bedroom with his new best friend, Cube. He brought cube back from one of his visits to the future. He and Cube had a very strange relationship.
Frittata: He talks to it in the middle of the night. It’s very strange. I think he could be crazy.
Edamame: Are you afraid for your life in the middle of the night? Do you have nightmares that he could do you some bodily harm? Are you scared of your own son?
Frittata: Err… no… He’s my brother.
Edamame this is not about you.
Speaking of sons. Frittata taught Lox to walk out in the garden. And I think it’s obvious who he get’s his hair from; that’s not a giant tomato!
Edamame: With the sprinklers going?
Frittata: It provides incentive. I read it in a parenting magazine.
Edamame: Oh, I used hunger for that.
Lox is also fully potty trained now. That makes one of the men in the house.
Frittata: That was Miller! I thought Lox was playing with his potty again!
This doesn’t look dangerous at all! Parenting fail.
Frittata: Oh my baby!
Edamame: Well, if he survived the sprinklers then what harm can a pool full of water cause him?
On a side note: The backyard will be changed. I was just tried of doing everything over and over 14,000 times.
Raspberry came home late from the cemetery and brought with her a familiar friend. Say hello to Crisco sans his skin. I guess love really is blind.
Edamame: Oh, so now the house has a necrophiliac and two nymphomaniacs, nice…
Frittata: She can’t leave the house soon enough. I don’t want her influencing my children.
Edamame: Their grandfather is Death. I’m sure they have other things to worry about.
Other things like catching their parents in the act. Nymphomaniac is right! These two do it anywhere and everywhere.
The hot tub.
The laundry room. (Not really.)
And of course their bedroom. Poor Napoleon…
Miller is so exhausted from all the woohoo that he took a nap in Elvira Slayer’s bed during her party!
Of course Elvira asked Miller to leave. That bed is there for her blood donors use.
Edamame: Your husband is a tragedy.
And my Sim Self had a party and invited Strawberry to it. LOL, she lives in a trailer and has a pool party without a pool! Chanel, my Sim Self’s daughter is not impressed.
Edamame: Llama farts! You live in a TRAILER! Harharharhar.
We all have to start somewhere. You started on a lawn without a house.
Frittata: Oooo, burnnnnn…
Edamame: Whatever, I built an empire.
More like a troop of monkeys.
Edamame: Laugh while you can, wait until everyone is able to see your descendants make monkey faces. Probably your grandchildren? You won’t be laughing then.
And speaking of Frittata’s descendants, Frittata and Lox both had birthdays.
Frittata: Isn’t she the cutest!
Edamame: How can you tell? She kind of blends in with the wallpaper. And her hair is in her face! Is she ashamed of herself?
Frittata: She doesn’t look like you so I doubt it.
Edamame: Oh, har-har-har, look who tried to pull one over on me. You can’t fool the master, sweetie.
Before you start drawing blood let’s move on to Lox’s birthday.
Frittata: Don’t you just want to eat him up?
Edamame: What? Like on a bagel? Don’t be an idiot. We are named after food, we are not really food.
Peach and Lox already have a great relationship. Peach helps Lox with his homework everyday.
Frittata: Uh. They are too cute. I just want to hug them and squeeze them and kiss them…
Edamame: Bile. rising…
Raspberry you say? She had her baby; meet Jasmine Rice. I’ll call her Jasmine from now on. She’s clumsy and loves the outdoors.
Edamame: Look at her face. That’s from her parents being related. You better check to see if her fingers and toes are webbed.
And with the addition to Jasmine in the house Frittata’s icon disappeared from the sidebar. If anyone knows how I can fix this please PLEASE let me know!
Okay, I’m going to end this here rather abruptly. That’s all the pictures I have, I will try to get more next time. I really wanted to get this post out since it has been so long.
I also have pictures to give a house tour if anyone is interested.