I should really put the family’s valuables in a chest, but I like to torment Amenhotep.
Welcome back for another Food Legacy update! Let’s get started.
Peach has become Daddy’s little girl. She’s constantly rolling wishes to talk to Miller or something else. So she’s been learning the Mixology skill.
Edamame: Oh yeah, there’s a way to stay on Miller’s good side.
Of course she is still learning.
But than again maybe it was something Steak did…
Frittata: Oh no! Steak pee’d in the shaker!
Edamame: Are they still fighting!
Steak has been hard at work with his sculpting and time travels.
Edamame: Hehehe, Miller has peepee mouth.
Edamame: The way he is staring at that elephant’s butt is making me uncomfortable.
Frittata: Uncomfortable?! You should have heard him crying over all the splinter he had!
Edamame: Dare I ask where?
Frittata: I don’t want to know.
While Steak zips off to the Past or Future looking for my gnome; Miller enjoys some quality time with Cube.
Edamame: Doesn’t he know the difference between vomit and diarrhea?
Frittata: Shut up, it’s cute.
Edamame: So you saw it then?
Frittata: Don’t be disgusting.
Miller hobbled out of Steaks room as best he could without losing what had pooled in his pants. But others in the house knew what he had done.
Edamame: Great. The two crazies are together.
Frittata: They don’t like each other.
After Crisco died Juice some how became Raspberry’s new boss. I’ve been trying to get them to make nice with each other but every time I look away they end up with person person minuses.
In his drunk/distracted state Miller forgot the drink he set on Cube. When Steak returned for his afternoon nap he noticed the vibe in his room felt off.
Edamame: Have I seen that outfit before?
Frittata: Do you mean in Tron?
Edamame: Did you know that is a true story? I knew Flynn, he wanted me to marry him.
Frittata: You are so full of lies.
Edamame: No I’m not. In fact, we are stuck in a computer right now.
Edamame, stop trying to scare Frittata.
Edamame: Alright. But really we’re in the Matrix. *sigh* Neo. He wanted a piece of this too. You know Barley was Neo’s son. Then he had to go and take that damn red pill…
Ignore her. She speaks nothing but lies.
Edamame: MY LIFE IS A TRAGEDY!
Steak decided to confront Miller. He went about it in the wrong manner.
(Miller is Moon-Unit Creeper’s son from a pairing with a random Sim in another game of mine.)
Frittata: Oh, this can’t be good. No one insults Miller’s mother.
Edamame: What like she’s someone special?
Frittata: She and my dad have this ‘thing.’ Let’s just say they’re close…
Steak backed off (for now) and Miller abruptly ran out to the trampoline to have a little drunk fun.
Edamame: What a moron!
When Miller came out of orbit he decided to play a game of catch with his son, Lox.
Edamame: Maybe he should start a career in dance instead of sports. Look at that arabesque!
Frittata: My son can do anything he wants to do. He’s perfect.
Frittata: Miller doesn’t understand his own strength. Lox is just a boy.
Miller’s boss Brennan Britt (Crisco’s son with Jill Britt) stopped by for an unexpected visit.
When Raspberry saw him she was dumbstruck.
Frittata: She thought Brennan was a younger version of Crisco visiting from the past. She thought he was here to take her and their son to live with him.
Edamame: Son? You mean daughter, Jasmine, right?
Oh yes Jasmine, the fatherless baby. She had a birthday.
Then Raspberry placed Jasmine on the floor for her sparkles and look at what we have here!
Edamame: NO WAY!
Frittata: It was a shock to everyone.
Here’s Jasmine. Take a good look, she doesn’t look this way for long.
Here she is after he makeover. Raspberry has taken to calling her Junior.
Frittata: Poor child.
Edamame: Well, what do you expect of a woman who had her cousin’s baby and is obsessed with a dead man?
Pretty much the whole family looked like Steak here when they saw her, him, HER! (Steak shirt is my favorite shirt in the game!)
Because it’s not a party unless someone get’s falling down drunk, Miller started to toss them back.
Edamame: Oh, but Miller doesn’t have a problem.
Frittata: He just likes to have fun.
And a drunk Miller is a randy Miller.
One thing led to another and Miller and Frittata ended up in the elevator. (I have no idea why they put their clothes on just to take them off again.)
Edamame: Well, I guess being drunk wouldn’t be a problem then…
A little experimenting and I heard a lullaby. Now that I have the portrait mod from Twallan (AWESOME) I’m just embarrassing it.
This elevator get’s quite a workout. Everyone and their brother woohoos in there.
Edamame: Who’s woohooing with their brother? Raspberry? Peach??? It’s disgusting what you’ve done to this family!
No, Edamame! Not with their brother, and their brother.
Edamame: Is that one of those orgies? Are they having those in the elevator and why wasn’t I invited?!
Frittata: Gross, go back to your urn.
Yuck, I agree completely.
Juice has been getting arrested again. He’s one level away from the top of his career and his LTW. Why is he getting arrested? He’s becoming a hardened criminal!
Edamame: That is a scary face. I wouldn’t want to meet him in an alley.
Frittata: What would you be doing hanging out in an alley anyway?
Edamame: What? *huffs* Well, for your information, dear, I was a journalist. I brought the news to the people and was known getting right to the heart of the matter.
Frittata: That sounds like Grandma Nutmeg… Aren’t you known for being the antagonist in that book My Baby’s Mama Drama?
Edamame: What! What! WHAT!!!
Frittata: *smirks* Works every time.
Side note: Bonita gave Juice a daughter, Nakia:
Back to the point. Someone did get their LTW: Frittata and Strawberry!
Edamame: Umm, that’s two someones…
After Strawberry invited her boss over for a chat and donating blood she had everything she needed for a promotion.
Edamame: Maybe I’m getting used to her, but Strawberry doesn’t look as hideous as she used to.
Reaching her LTW meant that Strawberry could finally move out of the house. Good news for her because she was tired of hearing Juice and Raspberry bicker. (Seriously, all. the. time.)
And she was incredibly tired of sharing the house with Raspberry’s beloved.
Frittata: Raspberry’s bedroom smells horrendous.
Edamame: Look at that. Maybe I misjudged her. She’s kinda pretty there.
Tina Newton came to the house in a nanosecond. She was more than ready to get out of her situation back home. Living with Bonita and her three children was not ideal.
But first it was birthday time. I completely forgot about Strawberry and Raspberry’s birthday so there was no cake. it completely interrupted my lazy attempt at an entryway wedding. Rude!
Edamame: Is Raspberry trying out some new greasy hair style?
Edamame: My mistake! Oh,
that she is not pretty. NOT PRETTY!
Frittata: She really needs a makeover.
Edamame: Or a plastic surgeon. She just needs a whole new face!
And once they were married I kicked them both out to find their own way in Story Progression. Buh-bye!
Okay, this chapter is long enough. I have more pictures so hopefully the next one will be out sooner rather than later.
Here’s the news on the street:
Mi Simself’s son George and Samantha (Creeper) Food had a baby. They were soon married. I am so proud.
Sabrina and Leroy split up.
Sabrina moved into a waterfront house. Same address Wilde Oates has. I wonder if something is up with that…
But maybe not because she is stalking Leroy.
Who is now the town gigalo.
And that’s it! I hope you enjoyed it and thanks for reading!