Looks like Papa Bear has been huffing the newspaper again.
Papa Bear: *is passed out*
Is it a surprise to anyone out there that Miller is drunk? No? I didn’t think so.
Peach has met herself a man! His name is Paul Kearns they are head over heals for each other. It’s too bad he’s too old for her.
Edamame: Gross, did he really use that line on her?
Frittata: Aren’t they just so cute together!
Edamame: You say that now. Wait until he get’s her pregnant.
As Peach tries to explain about her family and their careers all Paul can think about is getting her into bed.
They moved their conversation to the table, but Paul just could’t keep his thoughts from wandering.
Edamame: That man is going to get your girl in trouble!
Finally he had to tell Peach it like it was.
Frittata: Paul is a good boy. He knows what a good girl Peach is and he doesn’t want to do anything to soil her reputation. Besides, Miller would murder him.
Peach was heart broken, but understood.
So Paul left and Peach continued to work on her mixology skill. Miller decided to sit down and have a slice of stale cake.
Edamame: I hope it was one of his favorite bottles.
Conveniently the next morning I was notified that Peach would become a young adult in two days. In stead of waiting the two days I decided to cake her and invite Paul over.
Edamame: Maybe you should think about allowing Juice a little less sugar during the day.
Frittata: Juice is a grown man. I’m not telling him what to do.
Lox bored me. I paid absolutely no attention to him during his child stage. I’m a bad simmer… He looks so sad in this picture.
Edamame: Ugh, what a whiny little brat. I’d forget on purpose.
Frittata: My sweet boy is so quiet no one ever knows he’s around.
Here is the new Peach!!!
Edamame: Do you even wear clothes anymore?
Frittata: What? There is nothing wrong with the female body.
Edamame: Not with mine. But your’s is swollen with your next brat and you need to keep that covered.
Frittata: Poor, Lox!
Edamame: BWAHAHAH! Can’t say I ever forgot about one of my kid’s birthdays, I just didn’t care.
Peach remembered and gave Lox a big birthday hug.
Edamame: Because a hug can make up for your entire family forgetting the day you were born. You’re a terrible mother.
Edamame: Oh give me a break. I was only kiding
kinda. I wasn’t serious like a heart attack.
And then Miller had to run off to work where he ended up taking a sick day because he partied a little too hard at home.
Edamame: Here it comes, Frittata. Miller is going…
Frittata: You’re such a bitch.
When he came to Miller headed home to shower the concrete off his face.
After receiving a phone call from Peach about her birthday, Paul ran over the the Legacy House.
When Paul reached the house he went where all visitors go: The Barren Garden. I don’t know why they all go there instead of the front door. They’ve trampled all over the fruits and vegetables!
Edamame: Really? That’s what he had to say.
Frittata: SHHH!!! You’re ruining the moment.
And then they kissed.
Then Peach suggested they get engaged to which Paul agreed. They set the wedding date for that evening. Paul is a Family Oriented sim and really wants to have children, like yesterday.
Edamame: I thought you built a security gate already.
Er, um… Not yet. I got tired of rebuilding the yard several times. It will happen
Edamame: You’re a failure.
They went inside to tell everyone the news.
Everyone went to The Cherry Tree Chapel where the wedding was to be held. (Which has been removed from the exchange? Have all the wedding chapels been removed? Pretty dirty of EA to do that. Not everyone will be buying Generations. *steps off of soapbox*)
And then Miller when to the bar where he did what my aunt did at my cousin’s wedding. He completely forwent the champagne glass and drank it straight from the bottle.
Just when the happy couple were about to get married everyone decided they were hungry and left the chapel for the buffet out back! Paul and Peach said their vows in private. Jerks!
Edamame: Why does he have to carry her? Did she sprain her ankle in those heels?
Frittata: He was being romantic.
Edamame: *snort* Like that ever helped anyone’s marriage.
Then my camera zoomed home where someone had forgotten to bring Lox along to the wedding. Here he is dressed in all of his finery having his birthday…alone.
Edamame: I hope you feel good about this, Frittata.
Frittata: I’ll feel good about slapping you.
When I returned to the wedding everyone was mingling behind the chapel with the food.
Edamame: Wow he is messed up!
But suddenly Miller and Frittata ran off to the hospital to give birth to the new baby. Aaaand that is when my little one found the power button on my computer! 😡 I had to do it all over again (the lazy way), so we will just pretend like this wedding in the living room here didn’t actually happen. I much prefer the chapel pictures anyway.
Edammame: Serves you right for having children.
And then Peach and Paul who is now named Mango got on with the baby making.
The next morning Miller decided to serenade the newlyweds with a song.
Edamame: Ingrown llama hairs! Is that a tumor?
Frittata: Overreact much? Miller transforms when he plays something with feeling.
Edamame: Oh, so he’s a werewolf.
Frittata: *sigh* Nevermind.
Love is blind, Edamame. Something you wouldn’t understand.
Edamame: Whatever, you’re both crazy.
Crazy? Speaking of crazy Raspberry is still dressing her daughter as a boy.
Frittata: That poor, poor child. She needs rescuing.
Edamame: What? Like she’s some princess locked in a tower?! I was stranded in a tower. Sadly, no rescuer came for me and I starved to death…
Frittata: Too bad you’re not still there.
Edamame: Shut up my life was tragic! They will write stories about me!
Frittata: Fiction, maybe.
She’s also trying her hand at potty-training.
Edamame: She didn’t.
Frittata: She does.
Raspberry has been spending her time in other places..
Frittata: She makes my skin crawl!
Oh no, Raspberry, what have you done?
Edamame: She is crazier than Juice!
Juice has been helping Frittata work the baby weight.
Edamame: Hah! Juice made you cry!
Frittata: At least I’m not scared of my own children!
I added a child’s area to the park. I felt inspired by the upcoming expansion pack, Generations.
While I was upgrading I noticed someone hanging out in front of the school.
Frittata: Where is the picture of my little Bon Bon?
Uhhh… You don’t think I forgot and had to go back into my game to get one? P’shaw!
Edamame: That’s exactly what I think happened.
This is Bon Bon. As of yet I am undecided if she will be in the running for heir. I’m not sure I really want to wait that long to do a poll. I plan on caking her as soon as I get the notices for her birthday. Maybe she will be a teen soon after Lox becomes a young adult.
I forgot to add a picture of Lox! For some reason he reminds me of Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I may take inspiration from that. He may have a girlfriend in Canada. We’ll see…
And now for the word on the street:
Sabrina is dating a new man:
Now that she has another man Leroy is rethinking their break up:
Desperate for love Leroy has been turning to other women:
And this will more than likely be the last update before Generations is released. I’ve had to move my Family Man Challenge to my main computer. I really need to finish that up before I can install the next E.P., I really don’t want those reputations to mess things up for Wilde. Seeing as Wilde is now an elder maybe he will pass soon, but you never know…
Anyway, thanks for reading and happy simming!!!!