Welcome back for another FANTABULOUS Food Family update! Let’s get started!
First thing to notice is the house is on fire.
BonBon: Ugh! I am so tired of all this DRAMA!
Edamame: Tell me about it. One thing after another starting with-
Frittata: YOU! It all started with you! Edamame, Queen of Drama!
Edamame: Queen you say? I like the sound of that.
Lox was the only one to get with the program and whip out a fire extinguisher.
Peach: I’m so hungry. Save the burgers!
Turns out Miller farted on a match and that is what started the blaze.
Mango: Peachy-babe, you’re dad farted on a match and set the grill on fire! You have got to stop making him drinks!
Peach: But I only make him Shirley Temples. I don’t know where he’s getting the alcohol.
Edamame: Riiiiight. Like we all believe that.
Frittata: *sniff, sniff, sob*
Edamame: What is her deal? Are you finally going through your change?
Leave her alone, Edamame. This is a tough chapter for her.
Around this time I received pop ups telling me Starla and Andie have become vampires!
I’m borrowing vampire rules from The Boudreaux Legacy. When a sim becomes a vampire I will return them to the beginning of the Young Adult stage. Deviouslyvivid kills her vampires when they are defeated by a slayer. I chose to let my mod do all of this. I changed my mod to allow death options. I am excited to see what happens!
Edamame: It’s time to move when THEIR kind moves into town.
Frittata: Racist much?
Edamame: *creepy whisper* Don’t invite them in…
Somehow I missed Lox’s prom notification and he went in this everyday clothes. He had a tux and didn’t wear it.
I don’t know how it went from being so good to so bad… Who was this crush by the way? I would love to put a flaming bag of poo on their doorstep.
Peach was invited to a party over at Tamra Food’s house. Tamra is one of the twins Anise had with Budweiser.
Noticing there was no bar to make drinks at Peach decided to sing Ping and His Checkers. Tamra did not approve and Peach left soon after.
Miller thought it would probably be a better idea to teach lox to drive. But first he decided to retire (he had reached his LTW).
Everyone: *claps unexcitedly* Yay.
Then he needed to celebrate with a drink.
Edamame: *groans* Alcoholic.
Frittata: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!
Edamame: Do you see how she treats me? I don’t deserve this kind of treatment.
Then Lox drove himself to school. He maxed the driving skill on the way there. That was surprisingly fast. Along the way Miller imparted with his vast knowledge about driving.
Miller: Make sure you brushhh yer teeth before you drive. *burp* You don’ wanna shmell like al*hic*ahol.
Lox: Okay, Dad. Thanks…
Miller: Keep ‘er shraight. You don’ wanna get pulled o*hic*er. *buuuurp*
Instead of going home after dropping Lox off Miller went to the local dive bar for another celebratory drink.
Edamame: Or twenty.
Frittata: Stop talking about Miller. STOP!
Edamame: You need to ask Strawberry to write you a prescription for some happy pills.
Andie is pregnant!
Lynn and Brandie Food finally realized they are cousins and broke up. The real tragedy here is the children…
Edamame: I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them turns to Vampirism.
Frittata: Oh, give it a rest!
After losing track of time Miller finally decided to go home. I don’t know how this happened.
Edamame: I can tell you exactly how that happened.
Frittata: He saw a deer. Miller saw a deer, he swerved to avoid it and…that happened…
Nice try, but Pets isn’t out yet.
Hearing the crash, Mango came out to see if Miller was alright.
Suddenly a fire broke out!
Edamame: WHOA, how did Miller go through the floorboard?
Miller: GET ME OUT OF HEEEERE!!!!
The family started to gather.
Miller: Someone! PULL ME OUT!
Steak: Get out already. I’m starving!
Lox broke out his fire extinguisher and tried to be a hero.
Edamame: Is his eyeball popping out?
It was starting to get dark and still the fire burned.
Finally the Fire Department showed up and that’s when all hell broke loose.
Miller somehow popped out of the truck still on fire. He just kept burning and burning and burning.
Edamame: Well, he could have done that the whole time! Was he just looking for some attention?
No one could interact with him! He was still burning and screaming and no one could put him out!
In the end it wasn’t the fire that did him in, but starvation. And that D-Bag Fireman just watched Miller burn.
Miller: I’m so tired. I think I’ll just take a nap right here.
Edamame: *tries to speak*
Frittata: *WAILS, SOBS, SCREAMS*
Edamame: Will you shut up!
Edamame: I hope this had taught you a lesson. You’re messing with lives here. It’s all fun and games until you murder someone!
Yes, Edamame, I am sorry I tried to spice up my legacy! It cost me one of my favorite sims.
Edamame: I was the other one wasn’t I?
RIP Miller. You will be missed.
After Miller died this bastard laughed.
Frittata: You should kill him.
Edamame: Whoa, someone has a taste for blood. Have you been hanging around with Starla and Andie?
During the whole Miller barbeque thing Bella gave birth to a baby girl.
Immediately after Laura’s birth Patriot and Bella divorced.
Then Bella went and killed Starla! SHE KILLED STARLA!!!!
In the wee hours of the morning Peach went into labor. She woke in bed next to her brother. Weird.
Peach and Lox: DADDY!!!!
Edamame: I have suspicions that something is going on there.
Frittata: Really? Didn’t Barley and Jello once share a bed?
Edamame: I have no idea who this Jello person you speak of is.
Peach came home from the hospital with a baby girl I named Wasabi. I rolled a W and drew a blank. Wasabi was the only thing I could think of. Her traits are Loner and Couch Potato. With traits like those, she will apparently never leave the house.
Edamame: Look another pink baby! Miller would have been so proud!
Edamame: What? Was it something I said?
It was KoolAid’s birthday so Grandma Frittata brought him to the cake.
After KoolAid blew out the candles Frittata changed into her mourning outfit.
Frittata: My dress is as black as the hole in my heart.
Edamame: Oh please! You know I had a husband that died and I didn’t carry on like you are.
Um. Edamame, you died before Donut.
Edamame: I’m trying to make a point here. Jeez!
Before I forget here is KoolAid.
Lox has been spending a lot of time at the bar. No he’s not following in his father’s footsteps (I hope). He’s become fond of the bartender there. Her name is Megan Montgomery and she is the sim my sister in-law left in my “care.”
I was surprised to see her bartending. I had planned to add her into the game after Lox birthdayed, but I can work with this. I will however save her real introduction for later.
While Lox was cutting it up on the dance floor (Carlton style) My simself’s husband and daughter, Raina showed up. Turns out Raina is really pretty!
BonBon seems to have a bit of a crush on her brother in-law, Mango.
Edamame: Oh no. Please do not become another Sundae.
And now I’ve run out of pictures so here’s some more of what’s happened around town:
Sabrina and Derrick moved into a new house. I’m happy to see they are still living together. Hopefully this house is far away from Sabrina’s elderly boyfriend.
The absolute nerve of Andie to hog her husband like that!
Andie and Thor have a baby boy!
Joann Britt, Brennan’s ex-wife (told you she wasn’t dead) took a ride on the Leroymobile.
And that’s all I have for this one. Thanks for reading and happy simming everyone!