It’s late, but it’s here. (I’m having issues since installing Pets. Surprised? Me neither.) It’s the Food Family Annual (?) Halloween Party!
For the party I used an alternate save file and moved the family to The Munster’s house which I found here at MTS.
Megan as Hello Kitty: Plumbawb! Lawx yoo look foine!
Lox as a washed up rock star: Thanks, babe!
I changed Lox’s skin color for the party (also Frittata, Peach, Mango and Bon Bon). The pirate on the left is Strawberry and Raspberry is Alice.
Edamame: Is it wrong that I think Lox looks hot?
Wow. Um, yes.
Edamame: Really? I don’t know what it is… There’s something about his hair; I just want to run my hands through it.
I stopped listening after, ‘really’.
Maybe they should have come as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb? Strawberry wanted to be Jack Sparrow, but this is the closest I could get.
Jasmine Rice came as a hooker.
Edamame: Buuuuuuuut. Aren’t those her everyday wear?
Why, yes. Yes, they are.
Thor Jenkins as a caveman: Thor want woman.
Megan: Oh my Plumbawb! Touch me and I will cut yoor *bleeeeeeeep* awf before my mawnin cawffee.
Raina came as a slutty witch. She didn’t wear a hat because it would have messed up her hair. Here she is pouting because Lox is talking to Megan.
No problem, Raina heads over to interrupt the conversation.
Thor: Thor have new woman?
Megan: *chomps gum* Doo et!
Raina: Eww, who smells like the backend of a zoo?
Lox: *pretends drunkenness*
Raina: *stares with fevered yearning*
Edamame: Are you sure he’s pretending to be drunk? That looks pretty real to me.
His father was Miller. I think he’s probably seen enough drunk to be able fake it.
What’s a man to do?
Sabrina came too. Starla and Andie would have been here, but that bitch Bella murdered them.
Sabrina: Somebody better call the Fire Department.
Sabrina: Because I’m on FIRE!
Edamame: That’s a lame costume.
Her costume isn’t being on fire. She came as Miller.
Edamame: Oh. OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I love her costume.
That’s the single reason why Frittata isn’t joining us today. She’s protesting.
Edamame: Awesome, we should have more Sabrina is Miller for Halloween pictures in every update!
Then she did the oddest thing and became this burning munchkin.
Sabrina: Where’s a pool when you need one?
She also tripped.
Edamame: Nevermind, she’s a freak. Let’s have no more pictures of her. Does anyone else feel like they need to shower?
Bella as Jeannie from I Dream of Jeanie: Oh Major/Captain Tony, I can make your every wish come true.
Pat as Major/Captain Tony: Bella, you already have.
Edamame: Awwww *gags*
Of course Thor and Bella eventually find each other.
Thor: Thor want woman.
Bella: Bella want cash.
Pat: This ain’t really happenin’
Bon Bon’s a cheerleader (Orange and Black were my high school’s colors), Frittata is Quorra from Tron: Legacy and Wasabi is a bear. (Why did I just type “brear” THREE time? I’m suffering from pretzel fingers tonight.)
Edamame: Gross. Frittata isn’t wearing a bra! I am tankful this is not a video, I don’t think I could handle watching any jiggle. I hope she at least used Band-Aids.
Don’t be gross, Edamame! Besides, your family had to witness your nakedness.
Edamame: Had to WITNESS!?! They were BLESSED with that vision. And YOU’RE WELCOME!
Lettuce came as a salad. Those aren’t cherries, they’re cherry tomatoes, m’kay?
Peach is the Bride of Frankenstein and Leroy came as Sim Clause.
Leroy: Who’s gunna be the first to sit on ol’ Leroy’s knee?
Leroy: I jus’ want you to know time is money and I will be bangin’ some chicks tonight.
Everyone heads down to the party room in the basement.
Mango as Frankenstein’s Monster: Stop looking at my wife.
Leroy: Oh Lawd, this guy is creepy.
Mango really got into character.
Mango to Raspberry: Stop checking out my package.
On the left is Steak as Woody from Toy Story.
Peach enjoyed herself.
Leroy: *enjoys the view of Peach’s ass*
In the background Juice is a chef and Bonita is Cleopatra.
Leroy: *stares at Sabrina’s butt*
Sabrina: WTH, Leroy! You had it and lost it. This shop is closed.
Edamame: Ooo… Leroy – 1 Sabrina – 0
Leroy: Nothin’ new there!
Sabrina: Have you looked in a mirror!?!
Edamame: Good point. Leroy – 1 Sabrina – 1
Jasmine Rice: Hey, meet me by the tree in 10 minutes.
Leroy: Make it five.
Raspberry: *gasp* Did that man just come on to my son?
Steak: Argh! There’s a snake in my boot!
Thor: This cave. This cave…strange.
Raina: I curse you to grow hair. The HAIR OF A BEAST!!!!!
Megan: Don’t make me laugh, Secret Circle. Remove yoor finger from moy face or I’ll cut et awf and yuz et as a toothpeck.
Edamame: O.O I’m a little scared of Megan.
Raina: You don’t deserve him! He should be MINE!
Megan: Hold me back. Someone beddah hold me back!
Bonita: This bitch is crazy.
Edamame: Look at her face! I am never sleeping again!
Bon Bon: I’ll hold you back.
Megan: Don’t yoo touch me. I .Will. Cut. Yoo!
Bon Bon: !!!
Raina: Hey you watch how you talk to her!
Bon Bon: *instanly becomes Raina’s cheerleader*
Raina: *tries to slap the whiskers off Hello Kitty*
Leroy: Whoa, chick fight!
Bon Bon: *thinks Raina is da bomb*
Megan: *in an exorcist voice* Yoor going DOWN!
Raina: *is caught off guard*
Bon Bon: WHOA!
Kix as a Powerpuff Girl: What is going on?
Raina: Where is she? Lemme at her, lemme at her!
Bon Bon: YES! Kick. her. ass!
Bonita: *moves to corner*
It was over almost as soon as it began. Megan threw Raina into the air and Raina gave everyone a panty shot.
Leroy: Panty Shot? I need to be over there!
Megan: Take that, Betch!
Raina: *derps hard*
Leory: Crap, I gotta git to that tree.
Edamame: Isn’t Hello Kitty supposed to be cute and nice? Kinda ironic that Megan likes her because she so… not…
Bon Bon: This isn’t over.
Megan: Yoo wanna be next?
Peach: *waits for Megan to try and touch her sister*
Edamame: She must be crazy. Doesn’t she know Bon Bon wants to be a vampire? I don’t think I would be making enemies with her.
Raina: They’ve all seen what you’ve done.
Raina: Oh yes, they’ve all seen what you’ve done.
Raina: And now, they will never trust you!
Edamame: *stunned to silence*
No? Nothing from the Peanut Gallery?
Edamame: I’m taking notes. She’s BRILLANT! Can Lox please marry Raina and not Megan?
I know, I love Raina too!
And then Bon Bon slapped her on the ass
and tripped her.
Lox was looking to lighten the mood a bit.
Lox: Someone start some music.
Leroy: I really need to get to that tree.
Lox: YEAH! WOOOOO! Music, Let’s ROCK!
Leroy: Why can’t I move? I need to get to that damn tree!
Bella: Has anyone seen my pocket rocket?
Bella: Oh Lox could you come closer. I think it may be in your pocket.
Raspberry: Say what?
Edamame: Did she not see what just went down between Raina and Megan?
Bella: Yes, just a little closer.
Raspberry: Oh Lord…
Bella: YES! YES! There it is, I’ve had it all along!
Raspberry: *slowly moves away*
Strawberry: *stares with distain*
Juice: *puts fist through Bella’s stomach*
Strawberry: Anyone else smell that?
Raspberry: Oh, sorry. I didn’t think it would be noticeable.
Edamame: How disgusting. There must be something wrong with her.
Maybe it’s the Stu Surprise.
Bella: It’s okay, nothing is going to ruin this moment. *whispers* Fresh batteries.
Edamamae: UGH, What a nasty… *bleeeeeeeeeep*
Brennan: That was you? What did you eat?
Raspberry: Darling, of course it was. I had to create a diversion. It’s time for your meds.
Brennan: Right now? Are you sure?
Raspberry: Darling, you know how you get when you don’t take them on time.
Edamame: How’s that? Sane?
Rapsberry: That’s a good boy.
Raspberry and Brennan: *gross make out sounds*
Leroy: *licks lips*
Later Megan notices Raina dancing with Lox.
Edamame: O.O Is that thought bubble for Raina or Lox?
Raina, by this point the two are mortal enemies.
Edamame: You have to invite Raina over more.
Raina is good at making Megan angry.
Raining: *thinking* Is he looking at my cleavage? Please look at my cleavage.
Leroy: I can’t seem to leave this room and I really need to find a tree.
Frittata: There is a restroom down the hall, Leroy. Don’t be such a caveman.
Bella: Now where did I put my other pocket rocket?
Sabrina: OMG, why did I come here? These people are crazy!
Later that morning…
Edamame: Well, let’s just be happy it was her husband and not Leroy.
And I hate to end the party so abruptly, but these are all the pictures I have. After a while everyone stopped doing anything. They all just stood in one place going through their idle animations.
I will leave you with this picture of the toughest cowgirls in the Wild West! Yee Haw!